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What does Painless Pumps do?

Our product promotes growth and perfect symmetry-- up to one inch per day. A two-week loading phase will help you reach your desired size. Our product forces your body to use deep muscle fiber without dangerous over-training (which can lead to muscle-tearing). As the product dissipates, you grow into the size you have created. Our product lubricates joints, lowers cholesterol, and improves your Endocrine system. Sulfated polysaccharides improve immunity while Glycoproteins promote protein synthesis. (Please note that results vary; You may experience different results.)

Why is Painless Pumps the best?

Our product is completely safe, made, and tested in a 100% sterile laboratory-- you will never experience redness, inflammation, or infection. No lidocaine is needed, and maintenance is minimal. Your results will be firm and natural-looking without lumps or uneven appearance.

Is Painless Pumps for me?

Our product is appropriate for anyone who wants to gain size, wants to smooth out unevenness in the body (such as from a torn muscle), who has joint pain, or who wants to create perfect symmetry or desired contours.

What are the advantages of Painless Pumps?

No surgical treatment or anesthesia is needed to use our product. Results are not permanent, so your look will form with the changes of your body. No scarring.

How is Painless Pumps different from other site enhancement oils (SEO)?

Painless Pumps West uses an identical, synthetic copy of your body’s oils that lubricate and protect your cartilage and joints. Because our formula mimics your natural oils, it will not be rejected from the body. Our product does not contain any added substances to relieve pain because the process is pain-free. We do not use any illegal substances.

Why do other SEOs cause redness or uneven swelling?

Other SEOs are made from cooking oils and use lidocaine. Lidocaine is a Class 1 substance and illegal-- although it temporarily relieves pain it can cause heart damage. Cooking oils are different from your body’s naturally produced oils.

What is the difference between Painless Pumps Generation III and Generation II?

Generation II contains sulfated polysaccharides which boost your immune system and fight toxins from other products you may be using. It also contains glycoproteins which bond to your muscle tissue and promote protein synthesis, leaving you with real muscle. Generation II is being used by doctors for joint rejuvenation therapy and treatment for arthritis.

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